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👵💜🍎 I Love You Like A Fat Lady Loves Apples

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What is iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples ?
At first it was something else. iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples is “filed under Interactive Valentine’s Day Card” on the producer’s website.
The producer, Valtteri Laihanen, teamed up with director Geoffrey Lillemon, Random Studio for animation + interaction and Ensemble Pamplemousse for the music.

Little did they know about the popularity this project will reach.
VICE’s arts and culture platform, CREATORS, wrote about it under the title: “The Best Interactive Valentine You’ll See Today”. Megan Youngblood continues the article saying that the interactive website ells the love story of a fat lady and her apples, and offers the readers a better alternative if no Valentine’s Day cards purchased. The alternative is I Love You Like A Fat Lady Loves Apples, and the writer suggests what you should do. to send the iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples link to the apple-of-your-eye as a sweet reminder that you Love Them Like A Fat Lady Loves Apples, and that when things start to fall off the table, you’ll totally be there to kick it back to them in stiletto heels and fishnets.

The I Love You Like A Fat Lady Loves Apples phenomenon caused more than 2500 YouTube videos being recorded. People playing on the website wanted to share with the ones subscribed the strangeness and awesomeness of iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.

Reddit alone has 3 pages of people that shared the link, with various comments.
Some of the funniest comments about I Love You Like A Fat Lady Loves Apples found on Reddit are:
I made her do curls with the apples for about 2 minutes, fun stuff.
so I literally just spent 15mins feeding her.
I can never unsee that….
But… apples aren’t fattening. Maybe they should throw apple pies at her.
I just want to grab that damn bastard leg.
I fed her more than I would like to admit
I spent way too long making her grab her own tits.
well that sites great and al but… WHY DOES SHE HAVE A SPASTIC LEFT HAND THATS USELESS. thats all I want to know!
I just wasted 5mn making some fat lady pick up apples and eat them because it made me laugh.
Freaked me the f..k out.
Well I sat there for a ridiculous amount of time making her eat the damn apples.
WHY WOULD THEY CUT ME SO THE APPLES FALL OUT! I wanted to be HUGE.
Oops, got addicted.
Not gonna lie i spent far too long trying to throw the apples back.

iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples Secrets
If you want to try some secret moves just to the following:
Place an apple on the top of her breast and it will roll down on the table.
Eat the apple to the core, throw the core back to the leg and the same core will be returned.
Throw the apples in the air and try to catch them in the hand again.
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I love you like a fat lady loves apples

Some years back, games on websites – including most definitely corporate websites – were a big deal.

We web developers argued that they attracted big crowds (traffic, viral, etc) and retained this traffic (stickiness). The game on the same page as the corporate logo also lent street cred to the website and brand; kids playing dodge-ball on the Westpac website or snakes and ladders in the Westfield website ‘kidz zone’?

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As the web has grown and matured and changed however, so too has the concept of games on websites; except for websites that should have games on them like game websites and a few ‘cool’ retail brand websites.

We just don’t see games on websites anymore.

Maybe I am a game guy after all?

Perhaps it is because I am not much of a game player that this game — I love you like a fat lady loves apples — resonated so strongly (unfortunately, it needs Flash so desktops only):

It got me playing and playing.

The animation, the quirkiness, the music, the whole hideous thing.

It had a beauty and charm to it that is hard to put your finger on and certainly, the execution is superb.

I’m told that at a certain point (30 minutes), she can move onto bananas and do other tricks.

And the game isn’t all that new either; a year old or so.

Which brings me to this blog.

When it comes to websites and digital marketing, ‘Content Marketing’ is all the rage (read Point 10 in this blog I wrote six months ago as some background):

1. It is now a mandatory for SEO – Google rewards rich, unique content and penalises junk.
2. It keeps people on website longer and allows them to better engage with a website and a brand and its message.
3. It improves conversion.

We’re investing in much better imagery, much better information design, interaction and functionality that drives and impacts our content; video, animations, clever-scrolling pages.

If the game I’ve just been playing — hiding in the corner of the office for 15 minutes – is anything to go by, games are and should very much be part of this mix. Not necessarily complex, multi-level games, though interaction that rewards and entertains.

The website holding the game I played doesn’t have a logo, though from what I can ascertain, it was an anniversary present.

Based on comments in Reddit and likes in Facebook, many more than one person has loved the game.

C’mon, get kool again and start thinking about ‘real’ gamification on your website. The rewards could be substantial.

keep up to date — With the latest web design, development & technology news

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I love you like a fat lady loves apples

Some years back, games on websites – including most definitely corporate websites – were a big deal.

We web developers argued that they attracted big crowds (traffic, viral, etc) and retained this traffic (stickiness). The game on the same page as the corporate logo also lent street cred to the website and brand; kids playing dodge-ball on the Westpac website or snakes and ladders in the Westfield website ‘kidz zone’?

Yes please said the hip CEO and marketing team!

As the web has grown and matured and changed however, so too has the concept of games on websites; except for websites that should have games on them like game websites and a few ‘cool’ retail brand websites.

We just don’t see games on websites anymore.

Maybe I am a game guy after all?

Perhaps it is because I am not much of a game player that this game — I love you like a fat lady loves apples — resonated so strongly (unfortunately, it needs Flash so desktops only):

It got me playing and playing.

The animation, the quirkiness, the music, the whole hideous thing.

It had a beauty and charm to it that is hard to put your finger on and certainly, the execution is superb.

I’m told that at a certain point (30 minutes), she can move onto bananas and do other tricks.

And the game isn’t all that new either; a year old or so.

Which brings me to this blog.

When it comes to websites and digital marketing, ‘Content Marketing’ is all the rage (read Point 10 in this blog I wrote six months ago as some background):

1. It is now a mandatory for SEO – Google rewards rich, unique content and penalises junk.
2. It keeps people on website longer and allows them to better engage with a website and a brand and its message.
3. It improves conversion.

We’re investing in much better imagery, much better information design, interaction and functionality that drives and impacts our content; video, animations, clever-scrolling pages.

If the game I’ve just been playing — hiding in the corner of the office for 15 minutes – is anything to go by, games are and should very much be part of this mix. Not necessarily complex, multi-level games, though interaction that rewards and entertains.

The website holding the game I played doesn’t have a logo, though from what I can ascertain, it was an anniversary present.

Based on comments in Reddit and likes in Facebook, many more than one person has loved the game.

C’mon, get kool again and start thinking about ‘real’ gamification on your website. The rewards could be substantial.

keep up to date — With the latest web design, development & technology news

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HTML верстка и анализ содержания сайта

Размещённая в данном блоке информация используется оптимизаторами для контроля наполнения контентом главной страницы сайта, количества ссылок, фреймов, графических элементов, объёма теста, определения «тошноты» страницы.
Отчёт содержит анализ использования Flash-элементов, позволяет контролировать использование на сайте разметки (микроформатов и Doctype).

IFrame – это плавающие фреймы, которые находится внутри обычного документа, они позволяет загружать в область заданных размеров любые другие независимые документы.

Flash — это мультимедийная платформа компании для создания веб-приложений или мультимедийных презентаций. Широко используется для создания рекламных баннеров, анимации, игр, а также воспроизведения на веб-страницах видео- и аудиозаписей.

Микроформат — это способ семантической разметки сведений о разнообразных сущностях (событиях, организациях, людях, товарах и так далее) на веб-страницах с использованием стандартных элементов языка HTML (или XHTML).

DOCTYPE — это объявление типа документа, другими словами, DOCTYPE означает, какую версию HTML (либо XHTML) Вы используете.

ILOVEYOULIKEAFATLADYLOVESAPPLES.COM — Анализ HTML мета-тегов сайта

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robots	Не обнаружено
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Анализ HTML мета-тегов сайта

Отчёт с анализом содержания размещённых на сайте HTML-мета тегов будет полезен оптимизаторам при контроле наличия ограничений, прописанных в теге robots, поможет установить автора текста, определить кодировку сайта.

Мета теги — это HTML элементы, которые размещаются в коде страницы, между открывающим и закрывающим тегами заголовка (внутри . секции).

Тег robots — это это специальный инструмент разработчика, предназначенный для размещения на страницах сайта указаний поисковым роботам. Например, с помощью тега robots — разработчик может определить для поисковой системы необходимость (разрешение или запрет) индексации поисковым роботом данной страницы, определить рекомендованную частоту индексации конкретной страницы, определить разрешение для поисковых ботов следовать по ссылкам со страницы.

Отчёт: география и посещаемость сайта

Отчёт в графической форме показывает объём посещений сайта iloveyoulikeafatladylovesapples.com, в динамике, с привязкой к географическому размещению активных пользователей данного сайта.
Отчёт доступен для сайтов, входящих в TOP-100000 рейтинга Alexa. Для всех остальных сайтов отчёт доступен с некоторыми ограничениями.

Alexa Rank – рейтинговая система оценки сайтов, основанная на подсчете общего количества просмотра страниц и частоты посещений конкретного ресурса. Alexa Rank вычисляется исходя из показателей за три месяца. Число Alexa Rank – это соотношение посещаемости одного ресурса и посещаемости прочих Интернет-порталов, поэтому, чем ниже число Alexa Rank, тем популярнее ресурс.

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