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Now, I’ve read some dark, gorey, fucked up shit in this fandom. I could deal with Cupcakes. Rainbow Factory was corny. ‘Lil Miss Rarity was alright.
WHO WROTE THIS? AND WHY?
I swear to god, I was trying not to puke the whole way through.
Is out, and has been bumped to the Front Page for you to read
How much I love this.
(Will be updating Element + Vampire Bat fairly soon)
Happy New Years Eve ya’ll and a Happy New Years. Can you believe 2014 is over already? Shit, it was only 2013 a year ago and we were in the same position. Anyway, I love you all. Have a mighty fine New Year. What’s your resolutions? Eh. I’m gonna try to quit doing some things. I’m really looking forward to season 5. My body is ready.
Now, I’ve read some dark, gorey, fucked up shit in this fandom. I could deal with Cupcakes. Rainbow Factory was corny. ‘Lil Miss Rarity was alright.
WHO WROTE THIS? AND WHY?
I swear to god, I was trying not to puke the whole way through.
Never again will I trust that face. not that I ever did.
I’ll be finishing the third chapter of Element + Vampire Bat soon. XD So what if I told you guys I started reading Twilight?
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So there I am, over at my friend’s place on a Saturday, and he’s still having very bizarre internet issues, by which I mean all that works is Youtube, Fimfiction and Google Drive. For me, anyway. He has a completely different set of usable websites on his computers. 9 comments · 177 views
This one’s horror. :B Y’all know I ain’t good at it, but I been wanting to write horror for some reason. So there ya go.
Did you know I have like a half-dozen audio clips I’ve recorded since last year but have yet to release? Fic readings and SCPs and all the stuff I used to do before the world turned into a shit popsicle.
Yaknow, I was gonna complain about having gotten my COVID booster shot yesterday (and walked halfway across town to get home afterwards) and feeling like crap, but honestly? Between posting this week’s video on my Youtube channel and writing this, I feel fine. :O It might be because the Tylenol is working, but I don’t think I spent a whole day feeling like shit with the actual vaccine, either.
This is a short emergency review blog to help get the word out about a couple people on this site who need help!
Back during the Bleeding Raindrops blog, I said I was skipping his reading of Sweet Apple Massacre and that it was «for the best of all involved».
Well, I am nothing if not a fanfiction masochist, so when I ran into the second reading of the infamous story in as many months courtesy of Drew Copenhaver, I figured it was time. Plus it’s October. And the reading includes The Spiderses. And I’m on blood pressure medication now, so fuck it. >:B Also, y’know, it gives me a chance to talk about the reader.
Because it turns out this is the channel of one Voz de Suenos, which is odd, because I could swear I’d already done his channel ages ago. o.O After all, he did a (partial) reading of The Elements of Awesomery! :’) And he lives, or used to live, like 15 minutes away from me. c.c But yeah, he’s great (though this reading, which includes a guy named Mobius, is far from his best), I’ll be putting out a review of the rest of his readings soonish.
Anyway, it’s spooky season, so let’s get gross. :B Content warnings for everything!
Sweet Apple Massacre by bigmacintosh20111 1 is one of those ages-old season one gorefics that for some reason got really famous, or more likely infamous, because there wasn’t a whole lot of noteworthy literature at that time. At least, that’s the only reason I can explain for why I even considered doing a vs. post about this crap in the year 2020.
1 I can’t actually be certain of the author’s identity. Voz certainly didn’t know. I’m getting that info from KnowYourMeme, of all places, but they are pretty reliable when it comes to internet-related information. I’m pretty sure the original text of the story no longer exists anywhere, but you can find copypastes on the Gyorgle.
Also, you know how I said this wasn’t Voz’s best reading? It’s full of commentary and laughter from two drunk twentysomethings, and he was reading someone’s blog post about SAM, which also included its own commentary. And yet, I would not suggest reading this story in any other way. I mean, I wouldn’t suggest reading it at all, but you need those interjections and bad jokes to make it through something like this.
Also, this has not been a footnote, but part of the review. :B I need to have fun somehow.
So what makes SAM so infamous? Quickly summed up, it’s a story where Big Macintosh rapes and kills the Cutie Mark Crusaders in the most gruesome way possible. Why? Because they’re loud and he likes his peace and quiet, though we all know the real reason is «because the author was a fucked-up reprobate». There, now you don’t have to read it.
I mean, there isn’t much to say about this. I will admit to getting a little nauseous in the middle, but most of it was low-effort shock value. You can tell when the author starts describing the color and texture of Sweetie Belle’s vomit that you’re not exactly entering the realm of high literature. But even though this is one of those stories where the author tries to jam in every disgusting atrocity they can think of, half of it just comes off as «and then rape happened». :/ Like, I know you’re not shooting for the stars here, author, but at least try!
I think the most damning thing I can say about this story is that halfway through, I got nostalgic for Cupcakes. Like, seriously, the thought of, «Gee, I would rather be reading Cupcakes right now» is about as bad as you can get. To compare the two, SAM has better writing from a completely mechanical perspective, but Cupcakes has actual value. There isn’t much! But it’s quotable? Memorable? Whatever, it’s a better literary atrocity than Sweet Apple Massacre.
Only the second story I’ve given this rating to, and it earned every point.
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Who wants to put (BOT) at the end of our usernames and get first post on every single story/blog that we could get first post on?
It’s a conspiracy, and it’ll be fun.
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I read it fer th’ first time, an’ t’ be honest with ya, that story was less than I thought. I thought that Big Mac would go around viciously slaughtering the members of the Apple family, but noooo, I was wrong. Now, cudos t’ the author fer a somewhat enjoyable story, but I was ashamed to read the story. I’ve read Cupcakes, scared me fer a week, read Rocket to Insanity, fer a day was I scared, and I’m going to read th’ Rainbow Factory. But fer right now, Sweet Apple Massacre, ya disappointed me.
Since I was disappointed by a story, is there a fanfic that ya guys read that was, I don’t know, ashaming. Or at least less than you thought?
Nope. Not really. Also, Y U TYPE LIKE THAT? Whimsy? Or are you. *thunder strikes in the background* intoxicated
Hmmm I was planning to read sweet apple massacre but I’m kind of skeptical about reading it
470688 Nah, I write like how I talk!
470689 Yeah, I was too, til I found out that it was a loada.
470694 Fairsy nuff then mate
Eh, SAM was okay. It was one of my first fanfics (reading that is) it was messed up, but really nothing special, it just happens to be a shock-fic that set precedence. (Speaking of grimdarks, cupcakes was the first fanfic I EVER read and I read it before I even finished watching the first season. It got me into fics, then I read an alternate ending [ridiculously long, yet awesome piece of work] by this guy and it got me completely hooked.)
If you want a REALLY messed up fic, go for A Fun Day! by DontWannaKnow. It’s the only fic that ever gave me pause. Ever.
I thought it was worse than cupcakes. Because it didn’t just contain gore, but other elements too, like fecal matter, pedophilia, and necrophilia, not to mention incest. those three things right there should probably never be in a story all at once, lol! But, it was just as boring as cupcakes too. Thankfully, it ends when it does. I thought it was going to go on further, and then it just kind of peters out.
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479601 An empty comment, eh?
HOW CAN U SAY THAT ABOUT SWEET APPLE MASSACRE ITS AWESOME! RANDOM WTF ATTACK
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