Take apple or orange

An unresolvable and ultimately useless comparison.

A comparison which is just as easy to support as it is to contest.

Something which is both the same and different simultaneously depending on your point of view.

alt. *Apples to Apples*—Though not the initial meaning, occasionally the phrase «apples to oranges» is used to dismiss a «distinct difference» noted between two things which are not distinctly different. IE the neverending opinion wars often attributed to brand-loyalty. These are based on imaginary chasms of vast differences which cannot be proven or conclusively settled. IN other words these things are not really very different, but people desperately want to believe they are.

When someone says «you’re comparing apples to oranges» they’re really saying «Why are you trying to compare those things? You can’t compare apples to oranges, they’re just not the same thing.»

They’re both sweet. They’re both fruit. They’re both the same. But they’re not. One’s an apple, and one’s an orange. Is that all there is to it? One tastes better. No it doesn’t. Yes it does. How do you decide which one everyone likes more? How *can* you decide?

A great example of silly apples to oranges is vanilla and chocolate.

Invalid apples to oranges comparisons would be like comparing Bush or Clinton to Lincoln, Jefferson, or Washington. You can’t, so don’t.

Examples of useless «nonexistant-vast-differences» apples to oranges comparisons are Macs and PC’s, Fords and Chevys, Nikons and Canons.. In reality this is mostly «apples to apples» comparison.

Apples to oranges usually ends with each person believing or feeling whatever they do and leaving it at that. That’s all there is to it. Neither can really ever be better or worse, and nobody can win the argument.

In the end, the whole point of making the comparison is to illustrate: there is really no point in making the comparison.

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The Annoying Orange

Episode

Characters:

Airdate:

The Annoying Orange (Also known as Hey Apple!) is the first overall episode (a.k.a. the pilot episode) of the Annoying Orange series.

As of March 2021, the first video received more than 228 million views.

The re-upload on Orange’s own channel received almost 14 million views, which adds up to 242 million total views.

The episode starts with Orange saying «Hey Apple!» in the title screen. When the title is out of the way, Orange continues saying Apple several times until Apple responds to him then Orange says to him «Orange you glad I didn’t apple again» then Apple says to him that this joke was funny the first four-hundred times he said it then Orange said to Apple he looks fruity and Apple said to him that’s hilarious then Orange asked him «Can you do 10 push-ups in 10 seconds» the Apple said that he doesn’t have arms so he can’t even do 1 push up. Orange then asked him that can he do babbling and starts doing the babbling but Apple said «No» but Orange continued doing the babbling until Apple asked him to be quiet and pants heavily until Orange said «Hey Apple» then Apple said «WHAT!!» then Orange said «Knife!» then Dane Boedigheimer starts to cut Apple while Apple was screaming and Orange said that he warned him after Dane Boedigheimer finished cutting Apple he took Apple to eat him and Orange said that he was trying to warn Apple then he said «Hey Pear!» and reveals that Pear was sitting beside Orange and Pear said «Oh God» and the episode ends.

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Apple

Gender

Friends

Enemies

Death

First Appearance

Apple is a character who appeared in The Annoying Orange, Microwave Effect and in many other Annoying Orange episodes as a part of flashbacks. Because he is one of the most illustrious characters of the Annoying Orange series, his death left a significant legacy from then on.

Appearance

The character is depicted as an anthropomorphic red apple. He was one of Orange’s best friends and rivals, as referenced in the episode’s description.

Biography

Apple in live-action format

Apple first appeared in the Annoying Orange episode Hey Apple!, where he is seen being annoyed by Orange when he constantly says, “Hey, Apple!”. Orange then proceeded to crack jokes and puns, and babbling his tongue at Apple until he eventually loses his temper and tells him to be quiet. After a few seconds of silence, Orange then warns Apple about Knife, who then appeared and sliced Apple to death. After being cut up, he was carried away by Dane Boedigheimer, most likely to be eaten up. He later appears in The Microwave Effect, when Orange, Pear, Midget Apple and Marshmallow go back in time to the first episode (which is obviously re-filmed, proven as their speech were different (as they went back in time) and contains no archive footage). They alter history when Pear accidentally tells Apple that he will be knifed (while warning Orange not to change the past). After the future group vanishes, the past Orange is about to tell Apple he’s gonna get knifed. Scared, Apple avoids knife. Two years later, the group arrives back to the present and discover Grapefruit, Grandpa Lemon and Passion Fruit enslaved by a group of apples led by Apple. King Apple’s police force, the Robo Apple, orders the newcomers to put their hands in the air. Apple (known «King Apple» during late 2011) orders him to fire at will. Fortunately, Burrito (controlling the microwave time machine) sends the group back to the past a moment after they left. Past Orange and Present Orange distract Apple until he gets knifed. The future group then leaves (although the timeline remains altered by the fact that there are several clones of pear towards the end of the episode and there is no reason given why). After this, he was mysteriously revived like many other characters in the series (as proven due to the fact that he appears in the opening sequence of The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange, although this could be an unintentional mistake, as another apple was the main apple in the series). He has yet to appear in a future episode of The Annoying Orange.

Relationships

Orange

Apple isn’t really friends with Orange, since he loses his temper after Orange proceeds to crack jokes and puns and babbling his tongue, getting to the point when Apple gets really annoyed and tells Orange to be quiet for more than 3 seconds.

Knife

Knife made his debut appearance as an inanimate murder weapon in The Annoying Orange. Knife quartered Apple, killing him.

Pear was most likely Apple’s friend, but it is unknown as Pear was not seen until after Apple died.

Dane Boedigheimer

After Apple was killed by Knife, Boedigheimer took the sliced remains of Apple and Knife away, and most likely ate Apple after the episode.

Quotes

«What? What? What is it?!
«Yeah, that joke was funny the first four hundred times you said it.»
«What?»
(Sarcastically) «Yeah, that was hilarious.»
«What. «
(Confused) «What kind of question is that? I don’t even have arms; how am I going to do one push-up?»
«What?»
«What?!»
«No!»
«No, stop it!»
«Okay, you’ve made your point. Stop it. «
«Would you please be quiet?!»
«For crying out loud, would you stop yammering for longer than three seconds? I can’t even hear myself think!» (grunts)
WHAT?!
«Huh? Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!»
«Whoa, no! Noooooooooo, aaaaaahhhh!»
«What the heck?!»
«Oh great, there’s two of you?!»
«Knock it off!»
«Okay, so if you’re from the future, why didn’t the future me come back with you?»
«That’s «knife», you idiot. He’s not supposed to mention the. Wait a second? I’m gonna get knifed?!»
«Wait, take me with you! You can’t just leave me here!»
«Uhhhhhhh!»
Uhhhh, nooooooooo!»
«Good work, Robo Apple, now fire at will!»
«Yes, you came back!»
«Yeah, we covered that! Now get me outta here!»
«Shut up!»
«Stop!»
«Oh for the love of Pete, what is it?!»
«Aaaahhhhh—«

Appearances

The Annoying Orange (First Appearance, Death)
Annoying Orange 3: TOE-MAY-TOE (Mentioned)
Annoying Orange 4: Sandy Claus (Indirect mention)
Hey YOUTUBE. (Indirect mention)
Annoying Orange gets Autotuned (Indirect mention)
Annoying Orange: Pain-apple (Indirect mention)
The Microwave Effect (Death)
The Annoying Orange Animated (Death)
The High Fructose Adventures of Annoying Orange (Intro)
Creepy Pasta (Cameo)
Annoying Orange Live Action. (Death)

Legacy

Apple as the King of the Kitchen

Despite being killed in his first appearance, Apple is mentioned many times later in the Annoying Orange series. Apple is mentioned in the episodes followed:

TOE-MAY-TOE: Orange mistakes Tomato for Apple because he looks like him because he is red.
Sandy Claus: Orange says Santa Claus may be an apple because he is red. Then, at the end of the episode, Orange says to Santa, «You’re an apple!». Then, Orange began to use the term «Apple» as an insult.
Hey YOUTUBE. : Orange calls out to Apple to ask him to help turn the camera off, even though he is dead. It might be the viewer, though, because he thinks the viewers are like Apple himself.
Annoying Orange gets Autotuned: Orange refers to the Apple iPhone as «Apple».
Pain-apple: Orange becomes confused when Pineapple tells Orange his name and thinks he’s an apple.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Apples: Orange laughed when the Green Apple calls himself an apple, thinking apples are always red as Apple was originally red.
Jalapeño: Orange thought Jalapeño was an apple after realizing apples can be green.
The Amnesiac Orange: Orange lost his memory, and believed himself to be an apple, fooled by another apple.
The Annoying Orange Animated: Apple reappears and the same thing happens.
The same scene is used for the apple from «The Amnesiac Orange», and for the apple from «Ready to Rumble».
Apple is usually confused with another apple who is seen on many Annoying Orange bumpers.
Crappy Captioned: He is revived to appear in a special episode that shows what the first Annoying Orange episode would’ve looked like if Google’s faulty captions were used to tell the story. In this episode, he and Orange say nothing but nonsense. In this version, he doesn’t die, as instead of Orange yelling, «Knife!» he yelled, «Night!».
Apple appeared in Creepy Pasta being bored by pear’s Algebra lesson.

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Take apple or orange